Monday, January 11, 2010

Things That Won't Be In Heaven

Have you ever wondered what things won't be in heaven? Usually, when we think of heaven, we think of who or what will be there; but what about the opposite? Here is a game my family and I created one Sabbath afternoon while spending time together. We decided we would each make a list of things that won't be in heaven and then share the list in rounds, one at a time. Afterwards, we compiled all the lists and made one master list. Here are the results of our inspired thoughts. After you read ours, please feel free to add yours. You never know just how this might turn out. Happy adding!

Bad body odors - Cell phones - tents - tooth paste -

Baldness - Apnea - Frowns - Suffering - Greed - Blindness-

Births - Power outages - Whoremongers - Red eyes - Marriage-

Corruption - Ambulances - Famine - Worries - Trickery - Bad tastes-

Death - Moths/eat clothes - Debts - Goodbyes - Pain-

Dirty dishes - Sinful revelry - Money - Losses - Divorce - Winter coats-

Dishwashers - Business men - Satan - Feeling left out-

Disillusionment - Boredom - Depression - Perversion -

Failure- Locks - Drugs/narcotics- Arguments - False teachings-

Flatulence- Spanking- Shame- Eye glasses- Constipation-

Forgetfulness- Credit cards- Revenge - Heartburn- Selfishness-

Hair gel - Scissors - Sewing machines -

Homelessness- Temptation - Chains - Deafness-

Lying - Crippled people - Street lights - Funerals - Cars-

Politicians - Blizzards- Drunkenness - Rotten teeth - Religious confusion-

Racism- Pollution - Clothes that don't fit- Television- Self-lovers-

Regret - Fatigue - Comic books - Scary thoughts- Calluses- Contention-

Sea - Doctors - Pink slips - Alzheimers - Obesity - Jail - Lawyers-

Suicide - Pirates - Sickness - Disobedience - Adultery - Nurses-

Sweating - Disappointments - Crutches - Clogged toilets - Competition- Accidents -

Tears - Darkness - Colds/flu - Lack of knowledge - Washing machines -

Thieves - Loneliness - Slavery - Prostitution - Doubts - Hunger-

Tobacco - Burrs - Natural disasters - Overeating - Bloodshed -

Unwanted children - Fear - Terrorists - Hospitals - Trash - No desire for flesh-eating -

Video games- Frustration - Grief- Broken bones - Casts -

Vomiting- Nightmares - Eating of Pork/Swine - Swollen feet -

War - Anger - Nights - Banks - Loss of interest - Guilt



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